Ace Frehley & Paul Stanley Come To Blows On NYC Street

The feud between Ace Frehley & Paul Stanley turned violent. The former KISS band mates came to blows on a NYC Street. On lookers were shocked as Ace & Paul were involved in a knock down drag out bare knuckled brawl in broad daylight on a busy NYC Street.

Stanley & Frehley were in the news lately as their decades long bickering got real. Stanley and Gene Simmons spoke badly about Ace on the Howard Stern show. Paul said that Ace smells like piss and does not wash his hands after moving his bowels. A furious Frehley then declared on the Eddie Trunk show that Paul has seven days to apologize. Frehley warned that if Stanley does not apologize he will release a 120 page manifesto detailing all of Paul & Gene’s atrocities. Ace threatened the shocking secrets will ruin Paul & Gene’s careers.

Rectum, Nearly Killed Em

Ace told Eddie Trunk that his lawyer has the manifesto securely locked away in a safety deposit box. The lawyer is instructed to release the manifesto immediately if anything were to happen to Ace. Frehley also has another copy of the document on microfiche that is tucked away deep in Ace’s sphincter.

In what looks like a desperate maneuver to get to the manifesto before Ace went public, Paul & Gene attempted a daring synchronized heist in broad daylight. The plan was for Paul to confront Ace and steal the microfiche as Gene was snatching the original manifesto from the lawyer. Stanley was given advanced Intel that Ace and his lawyer were to meet in NYC and then head to Eddie Trunk’s studios. They were to tape a segment that would air on Wednesday exactly as the seven day deadline expired for Stanley to apologize.

Ace Frehley & Paul Stanley Come To Blows On NYC Street

Ace Frehley Paul Stanley Fight

Stanley jumped out of the shadows and sprayed mace in Frehley’s face as he exited the subway. Fortunately Frehley was ready for the attack and pulled out a mini battery powered fan that blew the mace back at Stanley.

Paul jumped on Ace grabbing at his pants yelling give it to me, I want it. Stanley groped and attempted to enter Frehley’s sphincter in order to retrieve the microfiche. Paul was knuckle deep when Ace went ballistic. Ace clenched his walnut crushing butt cheeks, locking Paul in place. Frehley pulled out a pair of nunchucks and went to work on Stanley. Ace was fast as lightning with those chucks and before Paul knew what hit him, Ace whacked him about 15 times upside the head. Frehley then got Stanley in a choke hold. As Paul was drifting in an out of consciousness Ace whispered to him, “You feel that? That’s what death feels like”.

Umbrella Trick

While this was going on, Gene went after Ace’s Attorney. Gene planned to use the old poison tipped umbrella trick made famous by the KGB. Gene snuck up and pricked the Attorney in the buttocks. Little did he know that the attorney was wearing steel reinforced underpants thus rendering the umbrella trick useless. Simmons then went to plan B and breathed fire in the attorney’s face. Simmons then grabbed the briefcase and ran. Much to Gene’s surprise the case did not contain the manifesto but did contain an exploding dye pack. Simmons was last scene crawling into a waiting limo covered in blue dye.

Paul and Gene’s plan was thwarted. The manifesto and the microfiche were safe and Ace made it to Eddie Trunk’s studio with his attorney. The show was taped and Ace revealed all. Frehley laughed, “I figure about 12:05PM on Wednesday, Paul and Gene will be heading to Rikers Island in handcuffs.”