AC/DC To Perform at Super Bowl. Will Bring Sexy Back

Immediately following last year’s halftime show, Rock n Roll Fans, led by Dee Snider of ‘Twisted Sister’, started a petition to get AC/DC to perform at the next Super Bowl. 20 million fans signed the petition, that demands Rock n Roll be brought back to the Super Bowl.

Roger Goodell and The NFL responded that in order for AC/DC to be considered for the Super bowl halftime show, the band would need to add some sex appeal and learn pole dancing. Goodell was referring to last year’s sexy dance performances by Jennifer Lopez and Shakira.

AC/DC agreed and immediately went to work training in the art of pole dancing. “Sure we don’t mind shaking what we got” said lead singer Brian Johnson. “I will show my balls if they want. I don’t give a rat’s behind.” Guitarist Angus Young interjected “Hey I have been playing topless for 50 years. If they want to see some skin, we will be glad to show it. We will play naked. I will swing from a pole and a chandelier.”

Angus Young Has Perfected His Pole Dancing Routine!

Roger Goodell commented “I think most NFL fans prefer acts like Katy Perry, Maroon 5 and J-Lo. Who wants to see a talented band like AC/DC that can actually sing, play their instruments and will perform live? I believe fans would rather see dancing and lip synching. I know I would.”

AC/DC perfected their sexy routine with a team of choreographers led by Kevin Federline, Tommy Tune, Paula Abdul & RuPaul. “It’s going to be fabulous” said Goodell, “Bob Mackie designed sparkly, sexy costumes for the band. I am very proud to announce that AC/DC will perform alongside the legendary ‘Weeknd’ at the super bowl.”