Family Of Murdered Groundhog Sues DeBlasio For $7.5 Million!

The family of slain groundhog “Charlotte” is suing Mayor Bill DeBlasio and the City of New York for $7.5 Million in a wrongful death suit. 

Deblasio dropped Staten Island Chuck in front of a crowd of spectators on Feb. 2. The winter-weather prognosticator died of internal injuries — and then the coverup began, Madhouse News has learned. Staten Island Zoo officials went to great lengths to hide the death from the public — and keep secret the fact that “Chuck” was actually “Charlotte,” a female impostor, sources said Wednesday.

The stand-in was found dead in her enclosure at the Staten Island Zoo on Feb. 9 — and a necropsy determined she died from “acute internal injuries,” sources said. She had fallen nearly 6 feet because the mayor lost his grip during the Groundhog Day photo op. Sources said her injuries were consistent with a fall.

Staten Island Chuck was replaced by Charlotte, because Chuck hated DeBlasio and his incompetence. Chuck vowed “to bite the crap out of DeBlasio”, so zoo officials replaced him with mild mannered Charlotte. Charlotte was then killed by the Bill the Bumbling Buffoon! 

Charlotte’s husband Claude told Madhouse News that his wife Charlotte was murdered in cold bold by that jerk DeBlasio. “Just give me 5 minutes alone with him” said Claude “I will bite his nuts off. Charlotte knew too much. She had to be silenced. She had knowledge of where the missing $500 million went. You know the money that Deblasios wife ‘lost’. Well vengeance is mine!” 

Attorney Gloria Allred is representing Charlotte’s family. 

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