10 Year Old Wins Science Fair By Proving David Coverdale is a Douche!
When science fair time comes around, fourth graders tend to take on modest projects: They compare plant fertilizers, for example, or construct paper mache volcanoes. Bobby Haslett, a 10-year old from Lexington, Kentucky, is more ambitious. He set out to determine whether singer David Coverdale is a douche or not.
For the project, Haslett concluded that yes, “David Coverdale is indeed a douche.” For his troubles, little Bobby won first place.
Exhibit A was the picture below of Coverdale. “With his poodle hair, tight mom jeans, fringe jacket and that smug look on his face, those are definitely signs of a douche” said Little Bobby.
Bobby then went on to discuss the fact that David is often called David “Cover Version”. Coverdale joined Deep Purple after the original singer left and then they sucked. He then joined forces with Jimmy Page and tried to be a third rate Robert Plant. Finally he formed the 80’s hair metal band Whitesnake which produced vapid, sappy, full out douchey music. Facts don’t lie ladies and gentlemen.
Thankfully Nirvana came and ran Coverdale under a rock. Apparently Coverdale is still touring and opening for a puppet show in the sticks of NJ.
Cloverdale with Deep Purple made the best music of any version of the band. Listen to”Burn” and “Stormbringer”.
Sorry, but as good as Coverdale was, it was Ian Gillan who made the band a world-class rock outfit. Listen again to “Highway Star” and “Child in Time”. …Coverdale really did turn into a total douche!