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Norman Greenbaum Will Perform Spirit in the Sky at Your Funeral for $99

Singer Norman Greenbaum will perform his hit song “Spirit in the Sky” at your funeral for only $99. The one...

Ohio Names Street After Joe Walsh Which He Once Vomited On

Eagles guitarist Joe Walsh was honored in his hometown of Columbus, Ohio with a street in his name. Joe Walsh...

Jimmy Page Mistakes Kirk Hammett For Street Person. Hands Him $5

Guitar legend Jimmy Page mistook Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett for a street person and handed him $5. The Led Zeppelin...

Kirk Hammett Named New Pantene Model

By Claudia Stavola ... Pantene is known for showcasing beautiful models with luxurious hair including Gisele Bundchen, Selena Gomez, and...

Keith Richards & Grandson Spotted in Jack Daniels & Cigarette Costumes

Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards shocked neighbors recently when he was spotted Trick-r-Treating with his young grandson. Keith and...

Dave Mustaine Drop Kicks Trick-or-Treater In James Hetfield Costume

Dave Mustaine, the iconic frontman of Megadeth, reportedly drop-kicked a trick-or-treater dressed as Metallica's James Hetfield. Witnesses say it all...

“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” Won’t Air Due to Misogyny, Racism

The Peanuts have been cancelled. The long standing tradition of watching “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” during the Halloween...

Zakk Wylde Posts Bizarre Halloween Photo Wearing Nothing But a Pumpkin

Guitarist Zakk Wylde shared a photo today of himself wearing nothing but a pumpkin shell and a hat. The photo...

In New Documentary, Springsteen Reveals He Once Killed a Drifter

Bruce Springsteen has a new documentary out titled, “Road Diary: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band”. Although most of...

Brawl Breaks Out When David Lee Roth Shows Up To Alex Van Halen Book Signing

A huge brawl erupted at a bookstore in New Jersey between former bandmates David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen....

Chuck Berry Treated For PTSD After Hearing Yoko Sing

A New tell all book by Chuck Berry’s plumber reveals that Chuck was stricken with PTSD. Bill Osmer writes that...

Jerry Garcia’s Spirit Haunts Bob Weir. Curses Him For Letting John Mayer in Band

The spirit of Grateful Dead past seems to be haunting current Dead & Company members Bob Weir and John Mayer. ...

Court Rules Paul Simon Must Reveal All 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

A federal judge has ruled that musician Paul Simon must reveal all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. Michael Watts...

Cardi B Named Best Lyricist of All Time; Dylan Comes in at Number 2

Rapper and stripper, Cardi B, has been named the greatest lyricist of all time in a new Rolling Stone magazine...

DNA Test Confirms Sammy Hagar is Actor Jason Hervey’s Father

Sammy Hagar & Jason Hervey. When Actor Jason Hervey decided to do a DNA test, he did it all in...

Daryl Hall Replaces John Oates With Ventriloquist Dummy

Daryl Hall, the silky-voiced half of the legendary pop duo, has decided to replace John Oates with none other than...

Glenn Danzig & David Lee Roth Announce New Tiger, Magic & Music Vegas Show

Danzig & Roth invade Vegas. Misfits frontman Glenn Danzig and Van Halen singer David Lee Roth have joined forces in...

Howard Stern Convinces Kamala To Remove Her Top During Interview

In a shocking turn of events, former Radio shock jock Howard Stern cajoled and badgered Kamala Harris to remove her...

Bon Jovi: Johnny Ramone Beat Up My Father

In a shocking confession, Jon Bon Jovi admitted to Madhouse News, that Guitarist Johnny Ramone of The Ramones, once beat...

Thom Yorke To Play Alfred E Neuman in New Mad Magazine Biopic

Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke is slated to play Alfred E Neuman in a new Mad Magazine biopic. Oscar-and Emmy-winning director...

Lindsey Buckingham Turns Stevie Nicks Barbie Into Voodoo Doll on Live TV

Legendary Fleetwood Mac guitarist Lindsey Buckingham recently turned a Stevie Nicks Barbie doll into a voodoo doll right before our...

Tommy Lee Threatens to Release More Solo Music if Trump Wins

Tommy Lee Solo Music! Drummer, political analyst, and frequent Donald Trump critic Tommy Lee has sworn he will release more...

Adam Sandler to Play Barbra Streisand in New Biopic

Adam Sandler has signed on to portray the legendary Barbra Streisand in a new biopic. The news broke when Sandler...

Man Starts Go Fund Me to Pay Twisted Sister to NOT Reunite

A Twisted Sister Reunion? In a world where nostalgia reigns supreme and bands from the '80s are digging out their...

NJ Passes Law: All Events Must Include a ‘Surprise’ Appearance By Bruce Springsteen

NJ has passed a new law, effective immediately. From this day forward, all parties, get togethers, weddings, dinners and concerts...

Alec Baldwin Flamethrower Accident Causes Massive CA Wildfires

A movie shoot starring Alec Baldwin went disastrously wrong when Baldwin misfired a ‘prop’ flamethrower. This accidentally ignited a wildfire that consumed...