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NEW HAVEN, CT— Musician Jackson Browne was honored Friday night for a lifetime of activism by "Promoting Enduring Peace". Browne was given the Gandhi Award, which previously went to Eleanor Roosevelt, Dr. Martin Luther King, Dr. Benjamin Spock, GG Allin and Al Capone, among others. Everything was all 'Kumbaya' until after the event. After the ceremony, Browne, 69 stopped to use the men's room. A fan, Justin Jamieson, was using the urinal next to Browne and tried to strike up a conversation with

September

2018

14

In a new interview with Hustler published on Tuesday (Sept. 11), Paul McCartney got extremely candid with the men's magazine and shared a brief anecdote about a group sex session that involved himself, John Lennon, Yoko Ono & Brigitte Bardot. "It was was over at John's house, and it was just a group of us," he told Hustler. "We got roaring drunk and it was the first time I met Yoko -- I don't even know if we were staying over or anything -- we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were

September

2018

08

Thanks to an Amazing new diet and exercise program, Keith Richards incredible transformation has to be seen to be believed. In this Madhouse exclusive we recently caught up with Keith and took these pictures backstage at the Rolling Stones concert in Buenos Aires. Keith sat down with us and told us his new regimen. "I hit the gym - hard dude." "I lift bro!" "I spend 3 hours a day at the gym and I do lots of reps and sets. Friday is arms day and thats my favorite. I am getting huge bro".

September

2018

04

Lynyrd Skynyrd co-founder Gary Rossington's health issues have worsened to the point that he's reportedly taking a "battery of nitroglycerin pills to stay alive." "I'm eating those things like tic tacs" said Rossington. The guitarist told Madhouse Magazine that doctors have been urging him to get off the road for 15 years. Over that time, he's had more than one thousand heart attacks, but that doesn't tell the whole story. "I’ve had heart attacks onstage a lot," he confirmed. "I basically have

September

2018

04

Social Distortion frontman Mike Ness allegedly stabbed a fan during the band's recent concert. The fan, Bob Haslett, 46, claims he was just standing there enjoying the concert and minding his business when Ness motioned for him to come forward. Ness confronted Haslett about his choice of T Shirt. Ness yelled at the man "How dare you wear a f*cking Dick Cheney t-shirt to my concert".  Ness then apparently jumped into the audience and pulled a swiss army knife from his pocket and stabbed

September

2018

04

Twentieth Century Fox has announced that Danny Trejo will portray Freddie Mercury in an upcoming action packed biography. Director Robert Rodriguez has confirmed that Trejo will portray singer Freddie Mercury in his new film. "This Freddie Mercury film will be a little different" says Rodriguez. "Trejo will play Mercury as a singer by night and a Mexican Federale during the day."  The film will be titled "Freddie 'Machete' Mercury, and will be released on the same day as the other Mercury

September

2018

04

The hosts of the History Channel’s American Pickers recently discovered Aerosmith's original tour van in the Western Massachusetts woodlands. But it took a month for the band to find a former groupie living in a hidden room of the van. Apparently, she had been living in the van for the last 40 years!  Aerosmith’s custom-pained 1964 International Harvester Metro went missing in the ’70s. American Pickers hosts, Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz found someone identified as Phil who claimed to have

September

2018

03

NJ Governor Phil Murphy announced that he was honoring his good buddy Jon Bon Jovi, by naming a state run "Glory Hole" after him.  Bon Jovi and Murphy are longtime neighbors in Middletown, and the Governor's wife Tammy Murphy referred to the Jersey-bred musician as "probably our best friend." She thanked Bon Jovi and his wife Dorothea for all the work they've done over their years to support the Murphys' think tank and her husband's campaign.  "Each time I call Jon, I say Can you just help us

September

2018

03

“Hair Bear Bunch” rapper Lil Gucci Goo was arrested in Florida Wednesday after cops caught him with a small nuclear weapon on a greyhound bus. When confronted over the nuclear bomb incident, Gucci Goo, whose real name is Skillett Mayhand, admitted that he did not have a license for the nuclear bomb. “When I exited the bus, approximately 15 police officers stood outside with guns pointed at me. Police arrested and searched me, removed my religious turban, placed me in handcuffs, and placed me in

September

2018

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A man attempting to carry out an armed robbery on a corner shop , ended up pinned to the floor by singer Robert Plant – a black belt in karate – and “begging” to be released. CCTV footage showed the man threatening the shop owner and an assistant with a gun, before being thrown to the floor by Robert Plant. Police later arrived, alerted via the shop’s silent alarm. “You get to a point where you think you have to do something and you have to react. That is where I thought I could do something

August

2018

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Kent, England - Ginger Baker the legendary drummer of ‘Cream’ arrived home to surprise two burglars ransacking his home in Kent England. The 2 men identified later by Police are Nigel Fawlty 32, and Basil Thatcher 27. Baker age 76, long known for his vicious temper and surly attitude, attacked the two men, knocking them to the ground. Baker smashed a vase over Nigel Fawlty’s head while pummeling Basil Thatcher in the groin with a claw hammer. He proceeded to beat both men bloody for the next

August

2018

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Singer/Actress Madonna was kicked by a mule Sunday. Miraculously, the kick to the head knocked her phony British accent right out of her. Madonna lived in England for a while and put on a fake British accent for many years. Why she did this, no one knows.   Madonna was in Malawi over the weekend shopping for new children to 'adopt'. She came upon a small farm and went to steal 2 children who lived there, but the parents objected. Madonna tried to escape with the stolen children and ran and hid

August

2018

08

AC/DC has endured many hurdles and heartbreaks over the years. With the departure of long time members Phil Rudd and Cliff Williams, and the recent death of Malcolm Young, the only original member left was Angus Young.  Angus grappled with the future of the band, but has decided the best course of action for AC/DC was to continue on with the band, but to hire all new members. Angus will retire and hire actors to portray AC/DC. Fans are confused, but Angus explained it as sort of a “reverse

August

2018

07

In a shocking last minute coup, cosmetics heir, Beebe Gallini has outbid HGTV and Lance Bass to purchase the 'Brady Bunch" House.  It was revealed Tuesday morning that HGTV is the new owner of 11222 Dilling St. in North Hollywood, California, also known as the iconic house used for the exterior shots of the beloved 1970s series "The Brady Bunch." Then the unthinkable happened, at the eleventh hour Beebe Gallini placed the winning bid. "Ms. Gallini came in with an unbeatable bid." said Realtor

August

2018

05

Rocker Marilyn Manson got his head stuck trying to squeeze through bars of a fence behind Nut Swamp Elementary School in Middletown, NJ. He was apparently trying to get to the playground. Manson needed to be freed by police. According to an incident report, an officer found Manson naked and crying with his head caught in the fence at about 3:45 a.m. while patrolling near the school. The officer freed Manson, who was unharmed. Manson appeared nervous, according to investigators, and made

August

2018

05

Rocker Don Henley got stuck in a heating vent at a Holiday Inn Express over the weekend.  Henley, 71, was staying at the Holiday Inn Express outside of Philadelphia following an Eagles concert. Henley likes to stay at inexpensive hotels while on the road, as a cost saving measure.   Henley left his room at 1:20 AM to get "Mountain Dew", chewing tobacco and "Funny Bones". Upon returning to the hotel, Henley discovered he forgot his room key and therefore was locked out of his room. Henley

August

2018

05

It sounds like a scene straight out of a movie. A rock star lifts a truck to rescue a man, then saves the rest of the family from a raging fire. But that scenario is all too real for Billy Idol, whose heroic actions saved a family from an unthinkable tragedy.  Melvyn Nutley, was working on his GMC truck when the truck fell, gasoline spilled and a fire was ignited, all in an instant. "I was on my back, face up, and I was trying to get some corroded brakes lines when apparently the jack slipped

August

2018

05

Vatican City - Keith Richards, a Rolling Stone who devoted his life to being awesome, has been declared a saint in a canonization Mass held by Pope Francis in the Vatican. Pope Francis delivered the formula for the canonization of the British born rock star -- known as the "saint of the gutters" -- before huge crowds of pilgrims gathered in St. Peter's Square in Vatican City on Sunday morning. Applause broke out before he completed the formula of canonization, in which he declared "Blessed

August

2018

04

Jimmy Buffett is accused of attacking a police horse with a shovel in NYC! Buffett, 71, was in town to perform a concert at Jones Beach, and decided to stop in and check on the status of his new Margaritaville Restaurant in Times Square NYC. The trouble started when Buffett took offense to a police horse that used the bathroom in front of his property. Buffett set out with a shovel in hand to clean up the mess.  Onlookers say that Buffett flung the crap at the horse, then attacked the innocent

August

2018

04

Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong may be singing Soprano on the bands next album!  Armstrong was taken to a hospital in Thailand after a run in with a snapping turtle. Armstrong was drunk and attending the world famous LadyBoy extravaganza at "Woo's Boom Boom Room" in Bangkok!  What happened next is hazy, and details are unclear. What is known, however, is that Armstrong was invited into the exclusive snapping turtle room. The "snapping turtle" room, is a fetish room reserved for

August

2018

04

Roger McGuinn was arrested for bashing former "Byrds" bandmate David Crosby with a Bible on Sunday, police told Madhouse Magazine.  McGuinn and David Crosby, both 76, got into an argument outside of a coffee shop at 7 a.m., police said. McGuinn, a born again Christian, was incensed that Crosby was gorging himself on donuts instead of attending Sunday church services. McGuinn was lecturing Crosby about the virtues of treating his body as a temple, and admonished the slovenly Crosby for not

August

2018

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Hollywood California - Actor Bob Saget has officially been confirmed to play the role of Bon Scott in an upcoming biopic about the rock group AC/DC. The comedian is known for his role as ‘Danny Tanner’, the widowed father on the syrupy sweet sitcom Full House. Saget will also produce, write, and direct the film, according to AC/DC’s manager, “Opie” Skjerseth, who made the announcement Thursday night at the Artist & Management Awards in London. Saget has been working with a vocal coach and will

July

2018

26

The Rolling Stones are planning an 'Altamont' reunion concert in 2019 to coincide with the 50th anniversary of their 1969 infamous festival.   The 'New Altamont' festival will be held at the DisneyLand Theme Park in Anaheim California, and ISIS is reportedly hired as security. ISIS will be paid in $500 worth of wine, mules and virgins. The 'New Altamont' festival will feature The Rolling Stones, Iggy Azalea, Snoop Dogg, One Direction, Up With People and Marilyn Manson.   The Original Altamont

July

2018

18

Ann Serrano, the ex-wife of comedian George Lopez got the ultimate revenge. Miss Serrano hired a Repo company to get her donated kidney back from her ex-husband. Miss Serrano and George Lopez were married in 1993. In 2005 everyone was surprised to hear that Ann had donated one of her kidneys in a life-saving surgery to her then-husband. Apparently he needed a new kidney because of a genetic disorder, which had damaged his old ones beyond functioning. George Lopez repaid his wife by allegedly

July

2018

10

Shocking footage has emerged showing musician David Crosby being gored by a bull - and ended up with it's horn up his backside.   Crosby 75, was horrifically gored during the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona Spain. Crosby was smacking and tormenting the bull and managed to outrun the animal for several minutes. Crosby who is incredibly fast and spry for his age, was leading the pack when he slipped running down an alleyway leading to the bullring. This is when Crosby ended up on the wrong

July

2018

05

Celine Dion suffered serious injuries when a firework exploded in her hand causing both thumbs to pop right off.  Dion also suffered powder burns to her chest, black eyes and had her hair and eyebrows burned off.  Surgeons were able to reattach Dion's thumbs, but they accidentally put the thumbs on the wrong hands. The incident took place just before 4pm on July 4th. Dion was playing in a field with Wayne Newton, near her home in Las Vegas, when she found an "Onion" bomb.  Dion was attempting

July

2018

02

Bono, lead singer of U2, was visiting a Syrian refugee camp, when a small fire broke out. Instead of calmly leading the refugees to safety, Bono ran screaming, knocking down any refugees that stood in his way.  Bono known for his humanitarian work, which includes getting other people to donate money, and telling others how to live, just flew in on his private jet to drop off U2 cd's to the refugees. Bono was making dinner reservations on his cell phone, when he smelled smoke. Fearing the worst,

July

2018

01

Thrash metal band "Slayer" appeared on an episode of Carpool Karaoke with James Corden, but the band got caught up in the moment and took things a bit too far.  "Slayer" is known as one of the founding bands of "Thrash Metal". They were invited to appear on Carpool Karaoke by Corden, who is a huge fan of the band. Corden is such a big fan, that he even has a "Slayer" tattoo on his left buttock.  The segment started out all fun and games, with the band driving in Corden's 1972 El Camino, while

July

2018

01

John Mayer is so committed to skin care, grooming and man-scaping, that he couldn't sit down for three days due to a burning rash from an allergic reaction to the hydrogen peroxide used to bleach his butt hole.  Mayer, 40, gives beauty vlogging tips on his instagram and Snapchat accounts, titled "Beauty Secrets with John". Mayer heard that all-over hairlessness is a popular trend in the gay community, so he thought he’d bleach all his hair so it looked invisible. “Shortly after having the

July

2018

01

Edna LeSueur, 53, claims that she is the product of a brief love affair between her famous mother and the Rolling Stone star in 1964 - an allegation which Jagger has vigorously denied. LeSueur claims her mother, world famous actress Joan Crawford, had a brief affair with Mick Jagger in 1964. Crawford gave birth in 1965 at the age of 60. Apparently Jagger was a big fan of Crawford, and while on tour in 1964, Jagger was invited to the set of "Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte". Crawford took a liking to

July

2018

13

Bill Cosby was spotted bopping around Los Angeles, looking like a real Bad Ass. Cosby was sporting a doo rag, shades, earring and a black tank top that showed off his massive guns. He was mumbling to himself over and over "that's right, I'm bad". Apparently Cosby has been hitting the gym hard in preparation for his upcoming incarceration.  When reached for comment, Cosby admitted that he is preparing for the penitentiary. "I could be facing a long time in the joint, I need to be ready. I am

June

2018

04

Mick Jagger has been named Chief of The Korowai tribe of Papua, New Guinea.  The Korowai Tribe, also called the Kolufo, are a cannibalistic tribe of people who live in Papua New Guinea. They number about 3,000. The Korowai were unaware of the existence of any people besides themselves, before outsiders made contact with them in 1970. British missionaries brought the Korowai western medicine and music, including a copy of the Rolling Stones classic album 'Sticky Fingers'.  After listening to the

June

2018

04

Stevie Nicks & Lindsey Buckingham took their feud to the next level. Things turned violent when Lindsey Buckingham heckled Nicks during her segment on "The Today Show" on NBC. Stevie Nicks was taping an interview on "The Today Show" with Al Roker, when Lindsey Buckingham began heckling her. Buckingham coincidentally, was also at the NBC studios in NYC, to tape an interview with Kathie Lee and Hoda.   During Nicks' interview with Roker, Buckingham began yelling "Baba Booey". Nicks dismissed the

June

2018

03

Is the Kardashian family lifestyle endangering our entire ecosystem?  A young male sperm whale that was found dead off the coast of Spain had 64 pounds (29 kilograms) of used Kardashian family condoms in its digestive system. The 33-foot whale's carcass surfaced near a lighthouse in Cabo de Palos on Spain’s southeastern coast, near the Kardashian family vacation villa. A necropsy revealed that the animal had condoms, condom wrappers, ropes, Spicy Cheetos bags, and a drum of lube, among other

June

2018

03

In another effort to destroy the legacy of his genius father, and circumvent the Zappa family legal battles, Dweezil Zappa has officially changed his name to Frank Zappa!  For years, Dweezil has been battling with the Zappa Family Trust, over the use of Frank's image and music. The Zappa Family Trust is run by Frank and Gail Zappa’s blood sucking talentless children Ahmet Zappa and Diva Zappa. The dimwitted Dweezil and his lazy sister Moon Zappa were given smaller portions of the ZFT following

June

2018

31

Casey Anthony, the Florida woman at the center of a 2011 murder case involving her daughter, has opened a day care center in Florida. Ms. Anthony has opened the 'Rock-A-Bye Baby' daycare center in a strip mall in Orlando Florida.  A jury acquitted Anthony of murdering her two-year-old child. Instead, the jury convicted her of four misdemeanor counts of lying to police. There are no laws in Florida to prevent Ms. Anthony of opening the daycare center, and she already has over 30 students

May

2018

23

Lena Dunham took a crap in the men's urinal during Tuesday's Bruce Springsteen on Broadway concert.  The scandal is being called 'Bruce Deuce'.  Staff at the Walter Kerr Theater were called to the Men's Room at approximately 9PM for a disturbance. When they arrived, they were greeted with a giant smelly Deuce in the urinal. Eyewitness Steve Bellows recounted the harrowing event for authorities. "I was standing at the urinal minding my business when this vile woman pushed passed me and proceeded

May

2018

17

Flavor Flav aka William Jonathan Drayton Jr. was detained by British Police Tuesday and charged with aggravated masturbating. Flavor Flav was spotted inside Big Ben pleasuring himself while holding a picture of the Queen.  The interior of the tower is not open to overseas visitors, but Flavor Flav apparently snuck in though an open window.   A British Police spokesperson stated "We observed a man wanking his willie without a license and apprehended the bloke. He appeared as if he was ready to

May

2018

08

Cooperstown NY - MLB Hits Leader was tased on his genitals as he was attempting to force his way into the Baseball Hall of Fame.  Rose 76, has been permanently banned from the Hall of Fame due to his gambling on baseball. This did not sit well with 'Charlie Hustle' and he finally decided to take his balls into his own hands. Rose made a mad dash for the front door of the Hall of Fame and made his famous head first slide under the legs of a security guard. Three other guards chased Rose down the

May

2018

08

Steve Miller was arrested for moving his bowels on the steps of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland Ohio. Miller was inducted to the Rock HOF last year and was vocal about his distaste for the way he was treated.  After the induction, Miller called the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a "private boys' club" full of "fucking gangsters and crooks." Miller told Howard Stern, that he's "planning to investigate" the organization. "It's gonna get better. I'm gonna get these guys," the rocker

May

2018

06

An enraged Art Garfunkel walked into the Barnes & Nobles in NYC, trashed the bookstore, and destroyed an entire display of Paul Simon books.  Garfunkel, and former friend and singing partner, Paul Simon, went their separate ways in 1970. Their relationship has been less than friendly since the split. Garfunkel became incensed when he saw the book display advertising his former friend Paul Simon's new biography. "That little freak would be nothing without me" screamed Garfunkel. "I created that

May

2018

06

Bob Dylan is launching a line of chocolate anus molds. Dylan, who recently announced that he is launching a line of whiskey, "Heaven's Door" Whiskey, has made another shocking announcement.  The chocolate anus candies, are a mold of Dylan's butthole. The new venture is called "Heaven's Back Door" Candies. "It's a perfect complement to the Whiskey" said Dylan "What could be better than a nice glass of whiskey and a chocolate mold of my bung hole. That is living. It doesn't get any better than

May

2018

06

Asbury Park, NJ — The Doors' drummer John Densmore suffered an injury Wednesday, when he was accidentally shot in the 'taint with a nail gun, police said. The mishap occurred around 9:38 a.m. at a site on Cookman Avenue, according to sources.  Densmore, 73, was in Asbury Park to attend the premiere of the new Doors movie 'Break on Thru'. Densmore was visiting the construction site of a new club "Cha Cha's Boom Boom Room", which he is a managing partner and investor.  Densmore started horseplay

May

2018

06

I know what you are thinking, who's Jay Jay French? Well he is the guitarist from the 1 hit wonder, hair band, of the 80's, Twisted Sister.  French, in a recent interview, bashed Judas Priest, Saxon and other bands. He should have stopped there. French went on to bash the Rolling Stones saying “Watching Keith and Woody trying to play guitar is like being driven in a tour bus by José Feliciano and Ray Charles without a GPS. It’s a terrifying fucking experience. If the Stones were smart they’d

May

2018

06

There is anarchy in the Fleetwood Mac camp. Fleetwood Mac fans, still reeling from the news that guitarist, vocalist, Lindsey Buckingham was fired from the band, now get the heartbreaking news that Mick Fleetwood has fired himself from the band.  Mick Fleetwood, the unofficial leader of the band, was fired after a disagreement with himself concerning tour dates and set lists. When reached for comment, Fleetwood stated "I am not willing to say I was fired, because that is an ugly word, but I did

May

2018

05

Journey who is on tour with Def Leppard this summer, has hired a drummer with no arms, in an apparent bid to overshadow their tour mates. Def Leppard drummer, Rick Allen, lost his left arm in a car accident in 1985. Allen overcame the tragedy and he continues to play and tour with the band.  Journey guitarist, Neal Schon, noticed that Def Leppard got a lot of publicity and traction from the one armed drummer story, so Schon went looking for a way that Journey could overshadow Def Leppard, and

May

2018

05

On the red carpet, they look so glamorous—but the housekeepers and assistants see what celebrities are really like when the tuxes and the gowns come off. Estrellita Gonzalez, the housekeeper for Jay Z and Beyonce, has come clean with a new tell all book. The book claims that the power couple often go weeks without showering and use the entire house as a bathroom. "It's like living in a zoo", says Estrellita. "They walk around the house naked, and Jay Z will just defecate or urinate while he is

May

2018

16

The weekend turned sour real quick for MLB, when Mr. Met urinated in a fans beer! Mr. Met is the mascot for the NY Mets. Mr. Met or as the fans now call him, Mr. Meth, was fired last year for giving a fan the middle finger. Mr. Met successfully completed a 6 month stint in rehab, and was rehired for the 2018 season. Things started out well for Mr. Met, and there were no incidents for the first few games of the season.  Apparently on Sunday, Mr. Met began drinking and was seen using crystal

April

2018

15

Howard Stern had a shocking wardrobe malfunction as he was inducting Bon Jovi into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland Saturday night.  Stern was draped in velvet as he gave his impassioned speech praising Bon Jovi. Stern explained that the band belonged in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame because they sold a lot of albums, and the lead singer has nice hair. During the speech, the buttons popped on Stern's John Varvatos jeans exposing little Howard. As Stern has explained many times, his

April

2018

12

Fun turned to tragedy on Sunday, when NJ Governor Phil Murphy got carried away, literally, at the Bon Jovi concert.  Phil Murphy, who is BFF with Bon Jovi, attended the concert and according to witnesses, 'got turnt up'. Murphy, a big proponent of Marijuana, was said to have been partying hard, pre-gaming as the kids say. According to witness Jeff Zajac, "Murphy smoked a few doobies, drank a few beers, snorted some bath salts and took a few shrooms." It is not clear if Murphy was spiked or he

April

2018