Kinks Ray Davies Stabs Brother Dave With Fork on Thanksgiving

Kinks frontman Ray Davies, stabbed his brother, Guitarist Dave Davies with a fork, during Thanksgiving dinner. 

Police report that Ray Davies, 74, and his little brother Dave Davies, 71, were enjoying Thanksgiving dinner when things turned ugly. The brothers were reportedly drinking and began arguing over the last of the Sweet Potatoes. As Dave reached for the potatoes, Ray plunged a 3 prong carving fork into his brother’s forearm. Dave retaliated by grabbing Ray by the testicles with a nutcracker. 

Officers responded to the home where they discovered “large amounts of blood.” They also found the brothers still locked in the Mexican standoff. Ray was turning blue from the nutcracker applied to his nads, but managed to twist the fork still in Dave’s forearm. 

Ray Davies and one of the Gallagher Brothers

Officers separated the duo and they all had a good laugh while enjoying the last of the Sweet Potatoes and Ginger Beer.

The Davies brothers lifetime feud has erupted into fisticuffs many times. On more than one occasion, the brothers have had knock down drag out fights while on stage. Ray once smashed his brothers birthday cake, and Dave retaliated by paying thugs to rob and shoot Ray in New Orleans.

The Davies brothers have been getting along recently, and a Kinks reunion is in the works. A wrestling match is planned with fellow Rock n Roll brothers, Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis. The match will pair Ray and Noel vs Dave and Liam.