1 Million Revelers to Pee Themselves at Midnight in NYC Times Square!

1 Million Revelers to Pee Themselves at Midnight in NYC Times Square!

The largest ‘Pee In’ of all time is scheduled for New Years Eve in Times Square, NYC. Organizers of the event have arranged for over 1 million people to simultaneously pee on themselves at the stroke of midnight. The event will be viewed via Satellite all over the world. 

NYC Times Square Pee

Spectators are expected to start assembling in early afternoon for the made-for-TV extravaganza. As has been the case for years, the celebration will take place under tight security. Partygoers will be checked for weapons, strip searched and then herded into pens. The pens are ringed by metal barricades, where revelers wait for the stroke of midnight. 

Frozen Diapers

Initially, People who arrive early enough to grab a standing spot in Times Square itself may have a good view of the stages where the entertainers perform. After that, The rest of the throngs, stuffed into pens stretching several blocks north toward Central Park, will be able to follow the action on viewing screens. Another key point is, There are no public toilets in the pens, backpacks are banned and there are no garbage cans either. Many party goers choose to wear diapers. They do not wish to leave their spot to search for a bathroom. However, in the past, during cold temperatures the diapers have frozen causing a horde of partiers waddling around like drunken zombies. 

1 Million Revelers to Pee Themselves at Midnight in NYC Times Square!

Ryan Seacrest, lots of artists you never heard of with names like ‘Lil’, ‘Baby’, ‘Da’ and ‘Ice’ will welcome the New Year in a packed Times Square. Altogether revelers from around the world will come to see the traditional crystal ball drop, fireworks and a blizzard of confetti. Ryan Seacrest said “These people are damn fools! Standing out in the cold and the rain peeing on they selves. Man I will be in the trailer nice and warm smoking a fatty. In any event I will have my own private toilet, you can bet on that.”

First in Line

Robert J Buch has been waiting in Times Square for 2 days to ensure he is first in line. Buch commented “I have been waiting here for 48 hours. I am wearing an industrial strength diaper that I had custom made. It can hold 10 gallons of water. I am definitely used to peeing on myself. The first few times it is weird. Then you get used to it and finally in an odd way you start to enjoy it. It can get uncomfortable when it freezes though.” 

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3 thoughts on “1 Million Revelers to Pee Themselves at Midnight in NYC Times Square!

  1. As a New Yorker, I stay as far away from Times Square as possible. I have no desire to be locked in a pen with tourists who are bouncing around cause the hard to pew or who have pissed themselves.

    1. Seriously lol. I don’t know if these grown ass diaper wearing fools see how stupid they look pissing and shitting on themselves like that all for an event that can be seen on TV but this is why nyc is the dirtiest most germ ridden place in the country. No wonder there’s rats everywhere out there. If I ever went out there and even slightly smelled that someone shit on themself near me I’d feel really bad for that person because all hell would break lose. I don’t place that

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